It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.