All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
Bill HicksMister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.
Bill HicksTo me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
Bill Hicks