I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?