I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.