Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.