I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.