I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.