I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.