I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS - but they remain strangely silent.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I am available for children's parties, by the way.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.