Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks.

New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'

Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They don't bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks.

I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt?

Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.