Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks.

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I've just to say, you can't be for both. They are diametrically opposed.

This is a powerful message from our government: we will not be intimidated by bombs; we will not be intimidated by poison; this is America, if you're a violent, paranoid lunatic, you must use a gun!

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies.

Republicans are obsessed with abortion...if they really wanted to protect the weakest, most helpless people, wouldn't they protect the Democrats?

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.