This is a powerful message from our government: we will not be intimidated by bombs; we will not be intimidated by poison; this is America, if you're a violent, paranoid lunatic, you must use a gun!

I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.

What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter.