There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

When we make mistakes they call it evil

There's more than one mosque in the world that used to be a church and before that was a temple. Because it's a lot easier to just change the sign on the top and say under new management than it is to change the whole building.

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.

New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.

I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.

I always say people would rather be nice than right. I like to be nice too, but come on. People frequently ask me, what is my definition of politically correct. My answer is always the same: the elevation of sensitivity over truth. People would rather be nice than right, rather be sensitive than true. Well, being nice and sensitive are important, but they're not more important than being right; they're not more important than the truth.