There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all the answers, to think that they do.

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.