I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

I believe only foreigners should run for president...Face it, the presidency is a lousy job. And who does lousy jobs we don't want anymore better than foreigners?

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.

You know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.

Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her.