Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going.

Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?

Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of art medium, and it's not. Others think it's an entertainment medium, it's not that either. It's an advertising medium. It's a method to deliver advertising like a cigarette is a method to deliver nicotine.

I feel like I'm wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.