Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies.

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They don't bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks.

You're not a patriot unless even when you lose, it's still your country.

Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.