We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.

I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.

You can't lie to kids about drugs. They know about drugs. You can't say they're just all bad. They know life is a little more complicated. I have never done heroin. I would never recommend heroin, but it hasn't hurt my record collection.

Obama is huge in the polls these days. His popularity is soaring. Even conservatives are coming around. 30 percent of them now believe Obama deserves a Green Card.

The only thing I hate worse than prophecy is self-fulfilling prophecy