A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.'

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate Pakistan's border to get bin Laden, this week said, 'Of course I would have gotten bin Laden.' Even his Etch-A-Sketch went, seriously?

North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at Thanksgiving, turn it into a law, and that’s North Carolina today.