I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

Sam Harris made that great analogy. He said, 'If someone was talking into their hair dryer and claiming that they were speaking to God, they would call Bellevue. But, take away the hair dryer, it's just praying.'

The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Next week John Boehner will be sitting behind Barack Obama at the State of the Union address. I think Obama should purposely try to embarrass him by telling the story of 'Old Yeller.' The state of our Union is strong, but not so good for one special dog.'