I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.

Republicans are obsessed with abortion...if they really wanted to protect the weakest, most helpless people, wouldn't they protect the Democrats?

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.