I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch'... And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush - because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest.

I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.