It somehow became an article of faith on the right that Obama is the most extreme president in American history. Although, when they say that, I think what they really mean is...he's black.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake.

You're not a patriot unless even when you lose, it's still your country.

Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her.

I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring and the Olympics are gay.

What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?