Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.

I'll clue you in on a secret: death is not the worst thing that could happen to you. I know we think that; we are the first society ever to think that. It's not worse than dishonor; it's not worse than losing your freedom; its not worse than losing a sense of personal responsibility.

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

I know climate change is a hoax – of course – but places that have never seen this type of winter weather got hit by it. More than a half a million southerners have been left in the dark --- and then the storm hit.

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

The truth can be hard to take, but we have an obligation to look and see what's going on, and, if we don't like it, a chance to stop going along with it. This important film provides precisely that insight and that opportunity.