Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it came down to Prozak versus Marijuana, Prozak would lose.

Donald Trump got the power of the government behind him now. He didn't have that before when he was just a clown. The Republican party is still with him. Including those state legislatures. Gerrymandering. He has basically Pravda in FOX News, in Breitbart, in Drudge.

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?

How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose?

I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?