Only cowards push a button from thousands of miles away, or tens of thousands of feet up, to kill people who can't possibly fight back.

There's more than one mosque in the world that used to be a church and before that was a temple. Because it's a lot easier to just change the sign on the top and say under new management than it is to change the whole building.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.

Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.