Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were venting their anger and rage against taxes, which, of course, in most cases for them went down. Protesting their taxes went down, but you know, why let the truth spoil a perfectly good Klan rally.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

Eell there always is a tendency in human nature to deify.