Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason.

I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

If the Hamas people had the opportunity, they would kill the maximum number of Israelis, which would be all. And, Israel has the opportunity to kill way more, and they do not.

Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.