Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.

F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'

Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going.

Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.

I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report.

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?