I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing... When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid.

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.

It's very well known that the Republicans have problems with minorities. The Democrats have big problems with white people. Obama only got 39% of the vote. He only got 36% of the working-class white people.

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

Don't say a woman is crazy just because she runs away from her wedding.

Republicans look to find the future and they find radio.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.