If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
Bill MaherThe Hollywood executives are, like, โWeโre not racist, we just have to pretend to be racists because weโre capitalists. We want to sell our movies in China (and) they donโt like Kevin Hart.โ
Bill MaherThere were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of evolution in reverse. You have Obama, then Paul Ryan, and then Michele Bachmann. Then Animal Planet had a squirrel monkey give his take.
Bill MaherAnd he said that 47%-that's pretty high-47% of Americans are basically welfare bums who are mooching off the government. And then he said, 'My job is not to worry about those people.' You know, where do people get this stuff that Mitt Romney is a heartless, calculating c**ksucker?
Bill Maher