There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.
Bill MaherNinety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks.
Bill MaherRepublicans are always saying we should privatize things like schools, prisons, social security - hey, how about we privatize privacy! Because if the government forbids gay men from tying the knot, what is their alternative? They can`t all marry Liza Minnelli.
Bill MaherBarack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he has to pretend to be a religious person himself. I say pretend because, I can only hope that someone as bright as he, wouldn't really believe that people can walk on water and ride a winged horse and rain frogs and you can change water into wine.
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