When did the business community in America become so sensitive? ... that we have to treat like some type of rare exotic animal - don't startle them or they'll fly away!...we need to soothe them so they can nest here and lay their magic eggs full of jobs! - WHICH NEVER HATCH BY THE WAY!!!

There are only three ways a congressman goes out: They die in office, they cash in as a lobbyist, or they mistakenly tweet a picture of their d*ck.

You are what you do. It's about actions.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

I'm okay with it now that Obama’s in office. I'm kind of trusting of him. But President Ted Cruz? Where this is going would bother me.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.