Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school.

You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!

It's very well known that the Republicans have problems with minorities. The Democrats have big problems with white people. Obama only got 39% of the vote. He only got 36% of the working-class white people.

Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?

Ronald Reagan basically legalized every illegal immigrant in this country. I just like to bring this up because every week I like to make Republican heads explode about how they love Ronald Reagan, but would despise everything he did.

Conservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'.