Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school.

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote.

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

The electricity is back on in Baghdad. That is a very climactic moment in any country's liberation, when the lights come back on and you get a good look at what you looted.

New polls show that Obama is now pulling away from Mitt Romney. And, of course, what could be more natural than to see Mitt Romney and pull away?