Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
Bill MaherI hear a lot of talk today about xenophobia. Is it really phobia if you have something to be afraid of?
Bill MaherI'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
Bill MaherI have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
Bill Maher