It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies?

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.