It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.

I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I've only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it.

If a President must constantly remind the people that we're at war, then we're not.

Politicians will promise some pretty ridiculous things. They will promise a chicken in every pot. They'll promise that they'll keep Social Security solvent. They'll promise drugs for old people. They'll promise lots of stuff. But it doesn't come near the kind of promises that religion makes. The Mormons promise that if you're good while you're on Earth, you get to rule over your own planet in the afterlife. Now, there's an entitlement that goes a little bit beyond prescription drugs for old people.

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.