I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!

I would wager that the number of civilians that were killed [in] a typical week under Saddam Hussein was probably more than we killed during the weeks we were at war there.

It somehow became an article of faith on the right that Obama is the most extreme president in American history. Although, when they say that, I think what they really mean is...he's black.

I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.