The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?

I don't do heroin myself, but it's done wonders for my music collection.

Like it or not, we're still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.

Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking, what he secretly wants to change. Anger with Bush was based on what he actually did. What Bush was thinking didn't matter. Because he wasn't.