Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?

Last week John McCain said the fundamentals of our economy are strong. This week, he said it's the worst crisis since World War II. So he suspended his campaign, unless you count doing interviews, airing attack ads, sending out surrogates on TV to attack Obama.

Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?

Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position

You're not a patriot unless even when you lose, it's still your country.

The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.

When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.