Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial complex, and said Medicare was socialism that would destroy our freedom. Both sides really should stop pretending he was something other than the man most responsible for our decline.

There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!