Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!
The only silver lining I can find is that British accents aren't sexy anymore.
Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.