You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it.

People, especially the liberals, just live in this world where if anything is said that offends anybody even a little bit, not only does that person have to apologize; sometimes they have to go away forever. Go away, bad person. My analysis of this is that most of us don't do anything decent in our life. I'm not saying we're evil. I'm just saying we don't make a contribution, so the way they [liberals] think they're making a contribution is to point at the bad people [which] is somehow even more pathetic.

Conservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'.

It's supposed to be a good thing that he's got this dialogue started. To me, I think, I just took away something bad from it, because, apparently he had to do this not to convince them of anything. To educate them.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.