You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it.

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.

The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.

You can refer to god and you are really just talking about nature. If you are going to say the universe is god, then everything is god, everything is religion. But when we explore traditional religion we are talking about humanistic gods people pray to, that they think can intervene in our lives, who run sort of a heaven-and-hell operation for the afterworld.

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.