You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it.

If you're living hand-to-mouth, and still buying into the con that the big threats to America are socialized medicine, Mexican immigrants and tax increases, then you're not being kept down by the rich. You're being kept down by you.

All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people to get worked up like that is to threaten to give them health care.

Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.

Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.