Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.

What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

Did you see Britney Spears at the Video Music Awards? I don't want to say that that performance was a disaster, but after the show, I saw Rudy Giuliani having his picture taken standing on her.

Today Obama was seen leaving the White House in a nurse's uniform on a flight to Cuba to smother Castro with a pillow.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.