The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Love does not conquer all.

If anybody is so mad at Vladimir Putin, you know what they could do? They could advocate for a gas tax. He gets all his leverage from selling gas and oil. If we had a gas tax that made that less palatable, he would be less of a player on the world stage.

They say that Japan's rigorous building codes and regulations saved thousands of lives over there. Or, as Republicans here saw it, it 'fostered a socialist, anti-business environment that's worse than being dead.'

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.