The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And then they excused themselves to go watch Big Brother.

I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.

I don't do heroin myself, but it's done wonders for my music collection.

I'm guessing our soldiers are happy to be leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there's crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population, but they said they're happy to come home anyway.

Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.