If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.

That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of the car.

I hear this all the time: 'Obama's policies aren't working.' He hasn't been allowed to put his policies into place.

Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason.

God makes trees, he doesn't write books.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!