Recently, there's been a trend in America that I find very disturbing... rewarding immoral and illegal behavior...For example, we now give free needles to junkies, which seems to me to be only a step away from giving condoms to rapists.

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

Government - they used to teach it in college. It's actually something you should study and learn and know how to do. The Republicans always run on the idea that government isn't very effective. Well, not the way you do it. But it can be effective.

The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system?