Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

My policy is I am always more than happy to say, "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings." What I am not willing to do is take back what I said. Unless I am wrong.

Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I've just to say, you can't be for both. They are diametrically opposed.

The Drug War is an addiction, really.

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

I don't know if anybody from my tribe of atheists ever thanked [Barack Obama] for giving us a shout-out at your first inaugural, but you did mention non-believers. We appreciate it. Because we do feel like untouchables to a degree.