Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

New Rule: News organizations have to stop using the phrase: "We go beyond the headlines." That's your job, dummy. You don't see American Airlines saying, "We land our jets on the runway"!

As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president.

All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!

The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'

I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.