John Kerry made a joke about Bush being a moron, and now Bush wants morons to think it was a joke was about the troops. ... Now, John Kerry has apologized. He said he made a botched joke and admitted that he has a joking problem. He has checked into an improv group and revealed that as a child, he was molested by a clown.

The president is not doing well with African Americans. His popularity rating - his approval rating - with blacks: two percent. Two percent. That is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

The food is out of this world!

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.