This is my question for conservatives: don't you want to live, too?

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

Trying to get today's Republicans to accept basic facts is like trying to get your dog to take a pill. You have to feed them the truth wrapped in a piece of baloney, hold their snouts shut and stroke their throats. and even then, just when you think they've swallowed it, they spit it out on the linoleum.

Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and it translate to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.