This is my question for conservatives: don't you want to live, too?

I would wager that the number of civilians that were killed [in] a typical week under Saddam Hussein was probably more than we killed during the weeks we were at war there.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.

When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was.

Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only ones who won't take anything on faith?

Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about a kid with a cleft palate. And John McCain told how he once carried a brain dead woman through an entire campaign.