This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

Karl Rove thinks we shouldn’t have Hillary Clinton in the White House because she fell and hit her head a couple years ago, spent three days in the hospital, and maybe she has brain damage. You know, I don’t recall the Republicans being this concerned with mental fitness during the years when Reagan was talking to house plants in the White House.

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

I have such disdain for anybody who gets joy out of blowing the stuffing out of a little woodland creature, that I don't really care if any of them gets shot.

I urge the media to start referring to climate skeptics as what they really are: climate assholes.