Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'

Every time [Rand Paul] opens his mouth, it gets a little crazier. Today he angrily demanded that the liberal media stop quoting him in context.

You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are drinking the blood of a two thousand year old space god. That doesn’t make you a person of faith…, that makes you a schizophrenic.

Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.

We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop calling it 'Obama's economy'?

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.