What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.

Even when [Federal Reserve Chairman Ben] Bernanke said the recession was over ... you think that would have been a bigger boom somewhere, but it seems we just take everything in stride.

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids.

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.

You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.