Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from healing itself where it needs healing, and that is the opposite of Country First.

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.

Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound, and this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats. That's right, the Pope is coming to America this week and ladies, he's single!

March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.

I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.

Sam Harris made that great analogy. He said, 'If someone was talking into their hair dryer and claiming that they were speaking to God, they would call Bellevue. But, take away the hair dryer, it's just praying.'