You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery...

If the bible myth of Jonah in the whale and the Mother Goose myth of Jack and the Beanstalk were switched at birth so that Jack in the Beanstalk were in the bible, do you think any child would notice?

What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote.

The federal government... announced a plan to spend, like, a trillion of taxpayer dollars to buy out bad mortgages and debt. Wall Street was surprisingly enthusiastic about the plan to save their (butts) with other peoples' money. It was either that, or Sarah Palin's idea to sell it all on eBay.

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.

Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?

The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.