In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in the Vatican, wouldn't there be a greater outcry among liberals?

You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.

Nobody in America who wants pot has any trouble getting it, so maybe that's why we aren't seeing support for legalization. People don't think it's necessary to legalize it, because it's so easy to get it.