You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.
Bill MaherIf you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.
Bill MaherThe [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.
Bill MaherThis week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.
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