It's supposed to be a good thing that he's got this dialogue started. To me, I think, I just took away something bad from it, because, apparently he had to do this not to convince them of anything. To educate them.

In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the Archbishop of New York was very upset. He said, 'It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.'

I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!

Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he'd have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .

This is America. We don't call an election before we know who won. That, after all, is the job of the Supreme Court.